009 - labor day

008 - the next level

007 - forever a pun

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boy: Whenever someone says, "I'm dating myself by using this reference, but..." all I can think of is this:

a boy at a table across from a mirror: oh man, I look really good tonight

006 - clueless guy in another coffee shop

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boy: hey, that's a great book!
a girl: it's one of my favorites! who's your favorite character?
boy: oh, definitely Ron. I really see myself in--  wait, are you flirting with me?
a girl: well, you are kinda cute.
boy: I already have a girl! I really like her! she's really pretty!
a girl: oh, so you're saying I'm not pretty?
boy: no, I'm not saying that!
a girl: so tell me I'm pretty then.
boy: well, but my girl is just over there, and it'd be really awkward if--
a girl: so you DO think I'm ugly!
boy: what? no! it's just--
a girl: ugh, would you stop already?
boy: what the crap just happened?

005 - clueless guy in a coffee shop

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boy: hey, that's a great book!
a girl: I'm sorry, I'm already seeing someone
boy: wait, what?
a girl: you're hitting on me. stop that.
boy: no I'm not! it's just a really good book!
a girl: ugh, would you stop already?
boy: what the crap just happened?

004 shall we play a game?

003 - meeting people online

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boy: I love meeting people online! I get to avoid all the awkwardness of meeting someone face-to-face.

girl: it's nice to finally meet you in person!  wait, did you bring a keyboard to our date?

boy: ...it's the only way I can talk to girls

002 - first date

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girl: you look nervous.
boy: it's our first date!
girl: you should relax, so I can get to know the real you!
boy: I'll try   *RELAX*    how's that?
girl: you just wet yourself.