006 - clueless guy in another coffee shop

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boy: hey, that's a great book!
a girl: it's one of my favorites! who's your favorite character?
boy: oh, definitely Ron. I really see myself in--  wait, are you flirting with me?
a girl: well, you are kinda cute.
boy: I already have a girl! I really like her! she's really pretty!
a girl: oh, so you're saying I'm not pretty?
boy: no, I'm not saying that!
a girl: so tell me I'm pretty then.
boy: well, but my girl is just over there, and it'd be really awkward if--
a girl: so you DO think I'm ugly!
boy: what? no! it's just--
a girl: ugh, would you stop already?
boy: what the crap just happened?